Of the Utmost Importance, Vol. MCMXIV

The House that Insanity Built

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What would you like to know about the year 2038?

Does Blockbuster Video make a comeback?
2
25%
Am I still roguishly handsome?
2
25%
Who wins the goddamned Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in 2022?
1
13%
Are the Rolling Stones still touring?
3
38%
How much are my Beanie Babies worth?
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Total votes: 8
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Ryokuro
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Jade Star

Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:47 pm

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE

THIS IS YOUR EMPEROR FROM 20 YEARS IN THE FUTURE

YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS

MILLENNIALS OUTLAWED BOTH LOWER CASE LETTERS AND PUNCTUATION 10 YEARS AGO

THEY ALSO FINALLY KILLED APPLEBEES AND BEST BUY AND NEBRASKA FURNITURE MART

JEFF BEZOS HAS TAKEN COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE EARTH WHILE ELON MUSK HAS CONQUERED THE MOON

THE EARTH-MOON CONFLICT ERUPTED INTO OPEN WARFARE JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO

BILLIONS ARE DEAD BUT AMAZON PRIME DRONES ARE STILL DELIVERING MY WORLD OF WARCRAFT VR BODYSUIT ON TIME

OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DETERMINED THAT ALTERING THE TIMELINE IS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE SO WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT THE FUTURE
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Ryokuro
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Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:48 pm

Ryokuro covers his ears.

I wish future-me would stop shouting...
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Ryokuro
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Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:48 pm

IGNORE ME!
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Ogre_Minstrel
Licked the Moon
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Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:15 am

Never mind all that, how long do I have to wait for my xbone account to let me in?
Signatures. How quaint.
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Soylent Daveage
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Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:11 am

So, you've moved to Australia then?

I mean I'm already in the future, what difference does it make if its 20 hours or 20 years at that point?
Until next time, this Has-Been's

Soylent Daveage

The food group of the FUTURE!


Proudly mis-managing the Melbourne Mudkips.
Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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KilljoyBob
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Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:49 am

I'm strangely ok with this Earth-Moon conflict.
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Ogre_Minstrel
Licked the Moon
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Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:50 pm

My money is on the Moon. They have all the green cheese to fuel their Cheese Bombs tm
Signatures. How quaint.
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Ryokuro
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Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:47 pm

THERE IS NO CHEESE ON THE MOON IN THE FUTURE

THE MOON IS MADE OF PUREED CAULIFLOWER MIXED WITH UNFLAVORED CHEETOS

IT IS INCREDIBLY UNPALATABLE
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Trebor
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Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:12 am

Is anyone else amused that future Ryo still has past Ryo's account? Because really, it makes sense, but also I find it very hilarious currently.
hey
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Soylent Daveage
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Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:07 pm

Continuity is always something we have taken care to protect at the Halls...
Until next time, this Has-Been's

Soylent Daveage

The food group of the FUTURE!


Proudly mis-managing the Melbourne Mudkips.
Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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Ogre_Minstrel
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Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:49 pm

Unflavored cheetos?
Signatures. How quaint.
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Soylent Daveage
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Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:30 pm

And how!
Until next time, this Has-Been's

Soylent Daveage

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Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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