Of the Utmost Importance, Vol. XLV

The House that Insanity Built

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What the fuck's your damage, little man?

My cat beat me at chess 10 games running.
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25%
I'm Tom Bodett, and due to budget cuts I can no longer leave a light on for you.
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I just wanna see a G6BH again fer cripe's sake!
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13%
*Blasts Paula Cole's "Where Have All the Trebors Gone?" from a boombox outside Ione Skye's window*
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63%
I am the Pudding Thief! I steals the pudding!
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Total votes: 8
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Ryokuro
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:33 pm

It has been exactly one year since the Emperor announced the development of an adamantium lobster army in Of the Utmost Importance, Vol. XI. That volume also raised the startling possibility that there may be multiple Trebors, or that Trebor doesn't exist at all. (Henceforth to be known as Schrödinger's Unified Theory of Trebors)

But we have yet to see evidence of an adamantium lobster army. Or what we assumed would be the end result of an indestructible force of crustacean warriors: The return of the G6BH to House Ryokuro.

So where are our lobsters? Where are our green six-breasted hermaphrodites? Are Trebors real?

This poll will attempt to answer none of those questions.
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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KilljoyBob
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:25 pm

The Pudding Thief is my arch-enemy.
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Ryokuro
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:42 pm

Are you a hoarder of pudding?
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HollowPoint
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:14 pm

I know where Trebor went, but I still miss the guy. He went back in time, and he's suffering
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Trebor
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Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:44 pm

I saw my name!
hey
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Soylent Daveage
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Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:40 am

Holds a telescope up to his eyepatch

I see no Trebors.
Until next time, this Has-Been's

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KilljoyBob
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Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:33 am

Ryokuro wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:42 pm
Are you a hoarder of pudding?
I use them in my pies. Plus, we're both food themed, so it makes sense.
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Ryokuro
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Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:27 am

Well, we all need a good arch nemesis in our life.
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Ogre_Minstrel
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Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:55 pm

I opened the box, and there was my cat, alive, and pissed off!

Fuck that Schrodinger guy.

or dont.
Signatures. How quaint.
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