That is, of course, the now-infamous haircut that Gary Oldman wore in The Fifth Element. Not only did this choice wind up adorning SoyDave's head, but it also found a spot alongside "Constrictor (He's really good!)" as a running gag. SoyDave was initially eager to play along and even self-inflicted the haircut on himself, but he has recently expressed some distress about its influence over him:
So this week's choice is a simple one: Do we perform the dark rituals necessary to free Soylent Daveage from his follicular bondage? Or do we allow him to sink even deeper into madness and potentially into an untapped source of tremendous evil?