Of the Utmost Importance, Vol. XXXVIII

The House that Insanity Built

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What happened to Twinky and HollowPoint?

They were abducted by a race of sentient avocados and used for breeding stock.
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Amelia Earhart recruited them to infiltrate Atlantean society in fish disguises.
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There is considerable doubt as to whether they ever existed at all.
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They were sleeper agents of the Deep State Shadow Government.
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Fucking contrails, man. It's the contrails! Fucking contrails! Contrails...
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:25 pm

Twinky Master and HollowPoint. They are legendary Hallsians, with their exploits woven into the very fabric that is our history. Twinky Master is something akin to an immortal being, capable of regenerating from even death, not unlike a Deadpool...were Deadpool made of cake. HollowPoint is a speedster with mercurial blood and is capable of speeds that can only be described as "fast". Not only are they prominent pieces of the Halls of Old, they were also front and center during the rebirth as House Ryokuro.

I say all this because Twinky Master and HollowPoint...are missing.

Neither has posted since September of 2017. Their homes in Midori Fields have been abandoned. In HollowPoint's case, it appeared as though he vanished during the middle of dinner (and binge-watching Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir). The Twinkymobile was found several days later, parked in the vacant lot where the Gauntlet Hut used to be, with a full tank of gas and bags of Batman toys in the backseat. Their last posts are cryptic at best, and certainly offer no clues to their fate. HollowPoint spoke of angels, while Twinky asked a question that seems quite eerie in hindsight: "Anybody miss me?"

Were Rock Gladstone still alive, I might pay him a crust of bread to look into this, but now all I can do is ask for ridiculous speculation as to what may have happened to these storied Heroes of the Halls...
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:40 pm

They may well be somewhere in Night Vale, if they were ever anywhere at all.
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:56 pm

Maybe they wanted to do something like...I dunno...have intimate relations with another person...and staying here was preventing them from doing that for no good reason.

Just a hypothetical!
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:05 pm

Ryokuro rolls his eyes.

As a walking database of all of Halls History, do you have anything relevant to add to this investigation?
Ogre_Minstrel wrote:
Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:40 pm
They may well be somewhere in Night Vale, if they were ever anywhere at all.
Ooh...and then they could never leave...hmm...
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:22 pm

If you're asking whether there's some ridiculous pattern in Twinky and HP's posts that clearly spells out exactly where they went, then I'm super-not-sorry to disappoint you, Chief.

BUT if you wanna know how many times you guys killed Twinky...it's 6,432,018. And this includes the time we built the automatic killing machine that we left him in for A WHOLE WEEK.

Gee, I wonder why he'd wanna leave and not tell you where he went...
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:23 pm

Huh.

6,432,018 seems low...
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Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:05 am

The Amelia Earhart vs. Atlantis thing sounds like the kind of wacky adventures we used to have. That may not be where they are, but it's where I hope they are.
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Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:20 am

Actually, I don't know about HP, but I know Twinky has been busy going back to film school. He's currently working on his own film. I wish I lived closer to him so I could help him.
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Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:36 am

Wait, you're telling me you think Twinky is off doing something meaningful and productive instead of hanging out here?!

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And I thought MY theories were outlandish!
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Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:30 am

Hey, he never said it was a meaningful and productive film...

Although if he his filming their wacky fishy adventures I would totally buy discount tickets to see that at the movies...
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Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:38 pm

It'll probably be a Netflix Original.
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Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:59 am

The avocado abduction sounds strangely plausible, given how things tend to go around here.
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Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:28 pm

I call dibs on "Avacado Abduction" as the name of my next band.
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Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:33 pm

The first album should be called "Amelia Earhart's Atlantis Adventure."
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