Of the Utmost Importance, Vol. XXXVII

The House that Insanity Built

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What is the worst possible casting choice to play Cheetah?

Queen Elizabeth II
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29%
A mannequin filled with ketchup packets
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No votes
Peter Dinklage
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14%
A bag of Fritos wearing a fancy hat
3
43%
David Thewlis
1
14%
 
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Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:57 pm

There are rumors that Kristen Wiig -- perhaps most famous for touching people with her tiny hands -- might be up for the role of Cheetah in the new Wonder Woman movie.

The obvious question is...isn't there anyone better?

But we don't ask the obvious questions.
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:44 am

The Cheetos Cheetah?
Signatures. How quaint.
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:03 am

I think he's in the new Avengers movie.
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:49 am

Peter Dinklage is just so dreamy... You know you all want to see him in a spandex unitard...

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Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:58 am

I think the Queen's best acting days are behind her.

But a mannequin filled with ketchup packets sounds like the best choice. Wonder Woman hits her, ketchup splatters everywhere, bad guy defeated. The end.
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:08 pm

I don't think the Condiment King has henchmen, but that's probably what they'd be.
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Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:31 pm

That's probably what he has to use because he can't afford henchmen. Or henchmen have too much self-respect to work for him.
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:55 am

That's the gritty story I wanna see: a desperate, unhinged Condiment King goes on a brutal murder spree as an aging, completely confused Batman frantically hunts him.
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:01 pm

His gritty backstory is that his abusive dad was a street hotdog vendor. He'd go around, just force feeding his victims sweet relish and hot mustard until their stomach explodes like the first victim in Se7en.
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:18 pm

I have exactly one strong opinion about Cheetah and it's that she should never wear a fancy hat.
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:10 pm

What if the hat is drenched in blood and Cheetah's like "Hey, this here's my Murderin' Hat"?
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Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:30 pm

Cheetah doesn't wear a hat, so I think the bag of Fritos would be a stretch.
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Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:13 pm

What if the "hat" is the scalp of one of her victims?
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Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:41 pm

What if the "hat" is just the people she met (and murdered) and the experiences she had (mostly murder) along the way?
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