Of the Utmost Importance, Vol. XXXVI

The House that Insanity Built

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How should the mini-golf course deal with the problem?

Stop allowing people to bring their own drivers and irons.
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17%
Install signs instructing people not to hit others with golf balls.
1
17%
Change the name and hope people forget about the bad press.
1
17%
Send a nice apology and a free round of golf to those hit.
1
17%
Pray that Greg Norman eventually finds something better to do.
2
33%
 
Total votes: 6
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Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:52 pm

The local miniature golf course, Puttlandia, has been having an unfortunate problem lately. People keep getting hit with golf balls. Obviously, this is a golf course, and that's bound to happen occasionally, but it used to at least be limited to the same hole, or at least the same course. Now people are getting smacked with balls knocked in from other courses, and even neighboring businesses are complaining that their customers have also been beaned.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, the owner of Puttlandia is the chicken from Moana, and his managers all have vastly different solutions to the problem, leading them to...basically ignore it and hope it goes away. How should they proceed?
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Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:14 am

Look, if Greg Norman could just manage to win a tournament and not choke I'm sure he would leave the good people at Puttlandia alone...

Wait, is Greg Norman choking still a thing? I haven't heard anything about golf for a while...
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Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:49 pm

People have short attention spans. They could change the name, and I've got a few suggestions.

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Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:30 pm

I voted for the free round of golf, but I really think you should give a free round of golf to those who actually hit other golfers! This should be encouraged!
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