Kurashiki, Japan

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Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:53 pm

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Destiny Lass finishes her step and the rest of the group appear behind her.

...hold still.
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:59 am

OK, what do we blow up first?
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:19 am

Well, preferably nothing. Especially since they don't have Wal-Marts in Japan. Otherwise I'd say blow up the Wal-Mart.

Ryokuro looks around and realizes a statuesque Borg woman, an angry Osage, a man in a devil costume, a Ridge, a purple-haired warrior, and a toddler must look pretty out of place...but then he remembers that it's Japan and just shrugs.

The app is telling us to head northwest, but it still can't dial in much more than that. So I guess...let's start walking...
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:30 pm

* Ridge his hand glowing with explosive energy puts down the old guy he was about to fry.

Awww, no fun..
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:33 pm

KilljoyBob throws up.

Ugh, teleportation...
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:39 pm

Zebra-12 takes point, blending into the shadows.
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Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:50 pm

Ryokuro briefly notices the form of a zebra shimmering like a Predator, and then it is gone.

I have a feeling I'm going to have to write a very nice apology letter to the people of Japan after this. Might even have to send a fruit basket...
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:06 am

I'm sure he's just...uh, taking a defensive position.
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Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:04 am

Northwest... is that towards the bridge? Regardless, I suppose we should keep an eye open to ensure neither the toddler nor Ridge fall into the creek.
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Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:16 pm

Over the river and through the woods to the Stovesword we go!

I'm not super-concerned about the toddler. Isn't it technically food?
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Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:08 pm

The Toddler sits down and wails for about 30 seconds, then sticks his thumb in his mouth and goes to sleep.
Signatures. How quaint.
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Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:38 am

I was more worried about the risk of contamination, since the locals might object, and that leads to conflict, and somebody said we shouldn't blow things up yet.
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Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:09 pm

Can we at least blow up these balloons I brought?

I need to practice folding them for when we get to 'live' test subjects.
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Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:25 pm

Since we're here, I should buy some Japanese candy for my wife. She loves that stuff.

KilljoyBob takes some pictures with his phone.

Anyone know where I can get some Hi-Chew?
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Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:54 pm

Destiny Lass appears next to KilljoyBob and hands him a couple bags of Hi-Chew, while aggressively chomping on her own candy.

I also love this stuff! Would your beloved like some octopus crackers as well?

She shoves a Green Tea Kit-Kat into her mouth.
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