The Halls of Hysteria

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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:01 pm

HALLS OF HYSTERIA:
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A monumental day indeed. So monumental. So Raven. But mostly monumentus in a monumentical sort of way, if you catch my monumeaning.
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:16 pm

1,000 POSTS, MOTHAFUCKAS!
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:20 pm

AWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Congratulations, KJB! I never stopped believing in you!
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:29 pm

Free Fruit Pies for everyone!

Man, I'm going to have to start baking more...once that toucan hive gets cleared out of my kitchen.
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:33 pm

Ryokuro is still pulling feathers off his labcoat.

I'd say you'll have plenty of "ingredients" to make Toucan Pie, but that is an absolutely revolting idea. Toucans are bullshit.

I also had no idea that they built hives and had queens. You learn something new every day!
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:48 pm

Yeah, it sure sounded like that exterminator got all his knowledge from Alien movies. I hope we're not paying him by the hour.
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:53 pm

I wonder if he's actually Michael Biehn. That'd make a great deal of sense, actually...
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:45 pm

WOOOOO!! \m/ \m/
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:06 am

Ryokuro wrote:
Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:53 pm
I wonder if he's actually Michael Biehn. That'd make a great deal of sense, actually...
As long as he doesn't try to nuke my house from orbit.
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:15 am

That would play hell with the property values.
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:06 am

Not to mention, all my stuff's in there.
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:18 pm

At least you're insured. You are insured, right?
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:48 pm

Orbital nuclear strike insurance is incredibly expensive.
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:56 pm

But worth it!
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:11 pm

Rest easy knowing that while you and your entire city might be cinders, your loved ones (if there were any outside the blast radius) will be taken care of.
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