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Ogre_Minstrel
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:31 am

Rock is alive? Did I vote for that?

Are we sure he isn't a zombie Rock?

Or a Rock Zombie? That'd be cool.

Hey Rock, how do you feel about brains on toast?
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KilljoyBob
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:45 am

Gelf, I think Rock just called you a refrigerator.
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:58 am

Oh thank god, I thought it was me and he was going to try and open my door...
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:36 am

If he asks if you've got any pickles in there, that's when you should be worried.


...because you'll have to share your pickles.
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:50 pm

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Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:53 pm

That kid probably has a mortgage now.
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Ogre_Minstrel
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:27 pm

KilljoyBob wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:45 am
Gelf, I think Rock just called you a refrigerator.
That's cold.
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Sun Aug 26, 2018 3:41 am

So, no tackling quarterbacks and signing up for G.I. Joe?
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Sun Aug 26, 2018 4:25 am

Ogre_Minstrel wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:27 pm
KilljoyBob wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:45 am
Gelf, I think Rock just called you a refrigerator.
That's cold.
You should tell him to chill out.
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Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:36 pm

Their bizarre speech patterns and references clattered around me like spent shells. I couldn't make heads or tails of what they were saying, so I just did what came naturally: I laughed uncomfortably, sweated profusely, and made my way to the refrigerator. I opened it and it was the finest sight I had seen in what felt like ages. Food. Honest-to-god, real, edible, not-made-of-wax...food.

I am going to eat this food.
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Tue Aug 28, 2018 8:33 pm

That sounds like a solid plan.
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:02 am

You leave my pickles alone.
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KilljoyBob
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:28 am

Aw, c'mon, Treb. The guy just died and came back to life. Now granted, around here that's not quite as unique as other places...but it probably makes a person pretty hungry. Let him have the pickles. We can always buy more.
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:45 pm

As long as they're bread and butter pickles, he can have it. Those things are gross
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