The Halls of Hysteria

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TheRidge
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Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:40 pm

My future self came back just to make out with his past self. He's a weird hombre.
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Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:00 pm

And they didn't even include your current self? That's just rude...
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Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:11 pm

I know. I'd say I least I have the memories but my past self got himself so wasted during that it's all a blur. Past Ridge is a dick.
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Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:45 pm

I thought Past Ridge was killed in the Shattered Ridges event which subsequently wiped out all other Ridges except Ridge Prime, which I assumed was you...?
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:17 am

Arise, Ridgimus Prime!
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:31 am

I blinked, and then I was in what I remembered instantly as the Halls of Hysteria. Well, I mean, it looked like they had redecorated. A lot. Maybe I was wrong. I figured it was time to get to the bottom of this.

Is this the Halls of Hysteria?
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:32 am

You know... there's a lot of responses I could give there, but lying to Rock is like kicking a goldfish. Yes, Rock, these are the Halls.
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:53 pm

Have you tried kicking a goldfish? It's harder than it looks. First, they're in those bowls, and if you kick them you end up with water and broken glass everywhere. So you take them out and try to punt them, but the fish just sticks to your shoe...honestly, it's more trouble than it's worth.
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:40 pm

There was a Shattered Ridges event?

I must have been on holiday at the time.
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:12 pm

Huh.

Did we just kill a bunch of alternate universe Ridges while you were away? Honestly it's sort of a blur.

And Rock! I'd heard you'd survived somehow! That's amazing!
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:51 pm

Oh, those were alternate universe Ridges? I just thought he kept coming back to life.
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 3:46 pm

That's Twinky you're thinking of there KJB...
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:43 pm

That would explain why I didn't feel bad about killing all those Ridges.
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Thu Aug 23, 2018 4:58 pm

Ryokuro hangs a big sheet in front of the wall of mounted Ridge heads.

Yep, totally Twinky. That must have been it.
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Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:11 am

Everything came flooding back in like an overflowing toilet. The good times, the zany adventures, my dear dear friends. It had been so long since I'd seen them last, and yet it seemed like just yesterday.

Hey, green guy! What's going on, my native fellow? Hello there, flying person with glowing eyes! Nice to see you again, pie man! It is so good to see you all. Is that a refrigerator? That looks like a refrigerator...
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