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The House that Insanity Built

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Soylent Daveage
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:52 pm

Doesn't Rock get in to enough pickles without getting in to actual pickles?
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Proudly mis-managing the Melbourne Mudkips.
Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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Ryokuro
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:34 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

Ryokuro squints at the teleprompter.

Glef?

I don't think that's right...
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Trebor
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:13 pm

Why would you risk it?!
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Ryokuro
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Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:49 pm

Huh?

Oh! You're worried about summoning the Birthday Cake!

Ryokuro gestures to a heavily-reinforced container with a single four-inch-thick pane of glass embedded in the wall next to the circuit breaker.

After Hotaru dissolved it the last time it showed up, she was able to analyze its composition and built this sound-proof prison for it if it ever darkens our doorstep again.
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Trebor
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Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:28 am

Well . . . That seems very useful. And in no way will ever come in handy for some other future venture.
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Soylent Daveage
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Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:14 am

Soylent looks closely at the reinforced container

You know, I reckon something else would fit in there pretty well... Are you sure we didn't just provide a Tiny House for Vin Diesel's Head?
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Proudly mis-managing the Melbourne Mudkips.
Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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KilljoyBob
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Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:26 am

Either way, I sure hope Gelf had a happy birthday, full of music and delicious babies.
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Ogre_Minstrel
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Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:15 am

Yeah, not bad, thanks.
Signatures. How quaint.
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KilljoyBob
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Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:46 am

Holy cow, the tumbleweeds really piled up in here over the last month. I'm going to need a blowtorch just to get to the fridge.
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:56 am

Huh.
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Trebor
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Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:59 am

Ayup.
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HollowPoint
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Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:12 pm

They're impossible to get rid of once they really start building up
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KilljoyBob
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Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:55 pm

Maybe we could sell them to neighboring islands.
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HollowPoint
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Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:52 pm

We can market them as Isle Lillies. Exclusive to our own little slice of Heaven!!
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Soylent Daveage
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Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:15 am

Soylent's slightly muffled voice can be heard coming from under one of the piles of tumbleweeds.

Or maybe boutique flotation devices? Seriously though, are they even still tumbleweeds if they aren't tumbling anymore?

Are we sure they're not just Migratory Weeds, coming to set up a nest in our kitchen and preparing to spawn a new generation of migratory weeds?
Until next time, this Has-Been's

Soylent Daveage

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Proudly mis-managing the Melbourne Mudkips.
Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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