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Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:27 am

Ryokuro rolls out a small green carpet and kneels on it.
He unsheathes a ceremonial dagger.
With both hands, he shoves the blade into his abdomen and slices across it.

CONFETTI AND STREAMERS BURST OUT!


OH NOES!!1!!
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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KilljoyBob
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:34 am

KilljoyBob inhales some of the confetti and suffocates!

OH NOES!!!1!
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:28 pm

A hundred sexy nurses in sexy outfits driving a hundred sexy cement trucks roll in and dump a gajillion tons of concrete on KilljoyBob while blowing him kisses and saying, "This'll help ya feel better, doll!"
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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KilljoyBob
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:44 pm

Where did you -*gasp*- get your sexy nursing degrees?
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:51 pm

"DeVry!" they all say in unison as they merge together to form one, 100ft. tall sexy nurse with extra sexiness.

KilljoyBob's up to his neck in a mess a trouble now! If only he had a 3D printer full of toothpaste! Then he might have a chance!
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:55 pm

Billy Crystal would save you, but he's not gonna!


OH NOES!!1!
Signatures. How quaint.
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:15 pm

Tambourines have 21 grams of fat, which is well above the dietary restrictions imposed on 19th century ocelots by the Council of Jabberwock!

OH NOES!!1!!
Beware, beware the Daughter of the Sea...
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:02 pm

Signatures. How quaint.
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KilljoyBob
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:59 pm

These badgers make terrible stocking stuffers! Feet work much better!

KilljoyBob pulls the badgers out of his socks.

OH NOES!!!D!
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Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:47 pm

We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

OH NOES!!&!!
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KilljoyBob
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Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:03 am

On my phone, the exclamation point isn't on the 1, it's on the D.

Just like your mom!

OH NOESdd!ddd
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Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:30 am

That's just ...we!rd.



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Signatures. How quaint.
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Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:59 pm

I was raised by a hologram of a holograph of Max Headroom who told me the secret to life was being marinated in chipotle mayo for 10 years, walking into your local Baskin-Robbins, and punching the first person you see right in the face.

Because THAT'S AMORE!


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Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:30 am

Max Headroom?!?!?! He still owes me money!


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Signatures. How quaint.
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KilljoyBob
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Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:27 pm

Money?!?!? It still owes me thumbtacks! And thumbnails! And thumbscrews!

OH NOES!!1!
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