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Fri May 18, 2018 4:23 pm

The pasteurization process is how the government tracks the calcium in our teeth! They use the calcium to strengthen their black helicopters! The black helicopters give birth to drones! The drones are used to eliminate those of us that know about the pasteurization process!

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Fri May 18, 2018 4:27 pm

The O.H.N.O.E.S. Project has the stated goal of eliminating human free will by the year 2037. Cat free will is due to be eliminated in 2583.

OH NOES!!!!11141111!!!!
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Thu May 31, 2018 9:04 pm

More tree puns!
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Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:32 am

Eye see what you did there...
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OH NOES! EYE PUNNED!!!!11!!!1ONE!!!
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Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:09 pm

No one has postyed here for 2 MONTHS!1!!


OOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNOOOOOEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!4!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:47 pm

OH NO!



OH NOES!!!
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Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:09 pm

(Hooray for Marina and the Diamonds!)

So look you guys you have to understand that I got cut off in traffic three times. The first time it was Robert Goulet in the Weinermobile, so that was okay. The second time it was Robert Goulet in a Plymouth Satellite, which was less okay. The third time it was Robert Goulet driving a larger version of himself that he had killed, stuffed, and somehow converted into an electric car with the help of Elon Musk. Elon Musk was hanging out the hatchback (it was a hatchback) dual-wielding flamethrowers and urinating on everything he didn't burn. There was a banner on the side of the Gouletmobile that read "For the Good of Humanity." Goulet's eyes were bloodshot and his teeth were tightly clenched over a cigar as thick as a 2-liter bottle. He drove with his left hand and was shooting squirrels out the driver side window with his right hand. His middle hand solved a series of Rubik's cubes. A Tom Waits cover of "Stacey's Mom" blared out of the Gouletmobile's cheap, tinny speaker.

OH NOES!!!1!&!1!!!SE0N OH
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Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:36 am

And here in this country we can't get that cover by Tom Waits... We're still Waits-ing...

Oh. Oh no. No no no no no...
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Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:28 am

2 months wasn't quite long enough, I guess.

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