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Fri May 11, 2018 9:25 pm

I've been an absentee Hallsian and have been neglecting my duties. I'm also apparently replying to a dead thread!!


OH NOES111#!&1111632111

am i doing this right?
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Mon May 14, 2018 12:33 am

Is there even a wrong way to Oh noes?

OH NOESSSS!!!1!11!!!one!
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Mon May 14, 2018 2:38 pm

Surrealism is the key to I CAUGHT MY WIFE CHEATING ON ME WITH A CHAIN-SMOKING ARTICHOKE WEARING A PAIR OF ADIDAS TENNIS SHOES!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon May 14, 2018 2:47 pm

Who filled my bedroom with moldy potatoes and red unicycles?

I wanted yellow unicycles!

OH NOOES!!!A!
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Mon May 14, 2018 2:52 pm

I did that to teach you an important lesson about brushing your teeth after every successful mausoleum heist, but now my Amazon recommendations are filled with red unicycles!

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Mon May 14, 2018 3:12 pm

That was my plan all along! Then, while you were distracted by red unicycles, I registered "OH NOES!!1!!" as a trademark. Whenever you use it, you owe me a wheat penny!

OH NOES!!1!!TM
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Mon May 14, 2018 3:40 pm

I just dropped a literal ton of wheat pennies on your home from the International Space Station! Now who's wearing the cactus pants in the family, bucko?

OH ****111111111111111111111!11111111111111111
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KilljoyBob
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Mon May 14, 2018 3:55 pm

Each wheat penny is worth five cents. I just made a tidy profit! I'll be able to buy all they googly eyed bananas I can fit into an orca carcass.

OH YEES!!!1!
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Wed May 16, 2018 12:24 am

WHAT IS GOING ON INHERE??!?!?!1!!(ohnoes!)!!?!?!
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Wed May 16, 2018 5:44 pm

This is the part of OH NOES!!!1!!! where we urinate in Gelf's windshield wiper fluid!

OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed May 16, 2018 6:33 pm

Yah, that will go great until he does the same to you and melts your car. Pretty sure insurance doesn't cover Gelf piss

Oh noes he didn't!!##&@_11&!!!!
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Wed May 16, 2018 10:05 pm

Gelf's been slamming IJIT Specials!!1!

OH NOES!!!1!
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Thu May 17, 2018 12:26 am

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta OH NOOOEEEESSS!!1!!!!
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Fri May 18, 2018 11:37 am

THIS THREAD TEMPORARILY CLOSED DUE TO BIOHAZARD MATERIAL

OH NOES!!1! I STEPPED IN IT!!1!!!
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Fri May 18, 2018 2:32 pm

KilljoyBob has tentacles now and has also become a staunch advocate of unpasteurized milk!

OH NOES!%!@!#!*!)!(!~!
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