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Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:42 pm

Max Headroom impregnated me! I gave birth to the 2017 NISSAN PATHFINDER with LATCH and GLIDE SEATING! Let's all go for a ride in my baby-car. It's rrrrreeeeaaaaaaaal sticky!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!ham!!!!!!!
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Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:48 pm

Sticky Car-Baby? She still owes me bitcoins!


OH NOES!!!1!!!!2!!!!3!!!andGO!!!
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Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:52 pm

Anti-Reverse Ryokuro bites into a Bitcoin.

This coin done been bit.

OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!imdrowninginsadness!!!!!
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Sat Sep 30, 2017 4:05 am

I keep thinking I'm seeing hidden messages in my Alphabetti Spaghetti!

OH NOES!!1!11I'm!!1!trapprd!111!!ina!!11!spaghetti!!ii!!11factory!11!!!
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Gooooo MUDKIPS!
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Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:17 am

I tried to watch Marvel's Inhumans!


OH NOES!!!MYEYES!!PLEASE!!! KILLMENOW!!!!
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Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:29 pm

yM htuom si gnikaeps sdrawkcab!

HO SEON!!1!!
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:04 pm

A fleet of magical battlecruisers emerges from Sidespace and destroys your entire collection of Kraft Mac n' Cheese boxes. Admiral Zatanna appears on your viewscreen.

Zatanna: "!kcimmig ym gnilaets potS"

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Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:04 pm

I've posted bullshit in the first 5 threads here!

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Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:37 pm

"The trees are after me! They mad at me because of my teeth! OH NOOS!!"

- George Washington
:devil: MY JUSTICE TASTES LIKE APPLES!
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Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:33 pm

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Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:59 pm

Captain Asspounder killed the OH NOES!!1!! Thread.


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Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:28 pm

CATS!

ATE!

MY FACE!

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Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:53 am

Someone let a reality TV star have access to the nuclear codes!

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Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:44 pm

I almost bought Suicide Squad this weekend.

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Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:27 pm

Margot Robbie is playing Tonya Harding, but if Tonya Harding looked like Margot Robbie, then the events that are depicted in the movie would probably never happened, thus the movie would never have happened!

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